I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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