I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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