I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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