i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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