careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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