Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
The air taste purple.
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