im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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