If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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