at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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