Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
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