Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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