I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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