Whod you bang
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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