North Korea, Best Korea!
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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