What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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