I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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