I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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