I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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