tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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