remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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