Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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