fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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