is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
they need to just BURY HIM!
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
