I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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