Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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