maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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