I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Pants are for mortals
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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