do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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