She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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