Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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