I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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