you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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