And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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