Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Randomize
