no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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