i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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