True but thats because hes a fetus.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
Randomize
