I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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