Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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