Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
