i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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