if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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