Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
So. Much. Porn.
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