I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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