Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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