you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
