I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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