im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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