Swine flu. Run for my life!
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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ok first of all what the fuck
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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