I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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