Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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