Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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