But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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