Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Randomize
