stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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