Do you still have your period?
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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