Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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