You're so nebulous sometimes
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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